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New Theory Explains Why Australians Don’t Fall Off Planet Earth

It’s common knowledge that Australia is upside down. What’s not common is an understanding of why the people “down under”, and all Southern Hemispherians, don’t fall into space. A Garbridge University professor now thinks they have the answer.

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While finals week is normally a time to party with friends, get extra sleep, and look for excuses to procrastinate, these students decided to use their time differently by occupying the Garbridge University Library. “Part of the college experience is showing solidarity with those who are oppressed,” said a university...

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